What Danny is Doing In EAS
Danny is typing an email. When Danny types on his computer, he does so rather daintily, and something additionally funny, is the fact that his facial expression reflects that of a concerned mother hen, looking after her chicks in the barnyard. Oh, how he does edit, and edit, and push his backspace button to make sure that his email is as perfect as possible. Allow me to peer over his shoulder to acquire information about his writing style… one moment… Ah, it appears to be a biblical email. He is writing to Noah, probably to forewarn him about the coming weather patterns.
This would make sense too, because our instructer is talking, ABOUT WEATHER PATTERNS! It’s good to see that Danny can not only pay attention to our professor, but can also incorporate his education into his daily life and relationships.
It appears that intermittently with his email writing, he is checking some sort of excel sheet. I bet that this is a scientific collection of data from topography and other weather patterns. Noah should feel assured that he will be taken care of as long as Danny keeps paying attention in class, and collecting data on the Earth as a solid system.
Earlier today, Danny was . . . oh hold on, I’ve just been passed a flyer for Earth Day. I’m going to try to spurn Danny’s interest in this flyer. One moment, I will track his response to my introduction of the Earth Day flyer.…
Ok, it is at times like these that I realize how much of a monster Mr. Maly truly is. I tried to spark his interest in the Earth Day Scavenger Hunt, and also in the Earth Day Inter-faith Service on the Lawn. He wouldn’t even pay attention to my banter and my genuine concern for our planet! He just kept typing his fucking email!!! What an asshole! I finally was able to get him to look at the flyer and consider these wonderful extra-curricular activities offered by our university. He responded: ” I hate the Earth!” Can you believe this ghastly response? Danny must not know what its like to plant a budding tree in the ground so that it may latch on to the soil around its roots and grow with the grace of nature. Danny sees mother nature as a mere prostitute, standing on the street corner, with a raging urge to make money from her body. Danny would probably have no problem owning an oil company or mining facility! His head is full of bees. He hates the earth? My rage at this moment has inspired a haiku:
Danny sits, emails
and has no regard for Earth
fye upon his teets
His Apple is white
and his soul is black with hate
for our Mother. . Earth
Thank you. There are more updates to come regarding Danny and his conduct in the university setting. Dont’ worry. If we all attempt to save the Earth, we can overcome demons like Danny Maly, who only serve to pollute our water, soil and atmosphere. All this time, i thought he was listening intently for to find a solution to our global problems. but it turns out that he actually “hate[s] the Earth.”
Tears stream down my face.
2 years ago • Notes